The Shit Show White Paper
$HOST Token | shitshowroast.com
Launched: February 2025 on Pump.fun
Roasting the Chaos, Staking the Madness
Welcome to The Shit Show — the meme coin that doesn’t just laugh at the dumpster fire of life, it throws gasoline on it. Politics imploding? Sports teams choking? Meme rugs pulling the rug? We’re here to roast it all, and $HOST is the ticket to the circus. With a 1B total supply and 40M tokens locked for the wildest roasters and stakers, this isn’t just a coin—it’s a movement. No suits, no bullshit, just savage memes and a community that thrives on chaos.
Here’s the plan to make *The Shit Show* the loudest, longest-running roast on the blockchain:
Tokenomics: The Fuel for the Fire
- Total Supply: 1B $HOST
- Initial Launch: Dropped on Pump.fun weeks ago—ticker live, vibes chaotic.
- Team Stash: Secured 7-10% (70-100M $HOST) to ignite the madness—marketing, liquidity, and pure roast energy.
- Reward Vault: 40M $HOST locked tight for contests, staking, and community rewards. No rug here—this stash is our circus tentpole, built to last years.
- Liquidity Goal: Push to Raydium with a $100K market cap and ~$17K liquidity to kick things into high gear.
No presale shenanigans, no insider pumps—just a fair launch and a community ready to roast the world.
The Roadmap: From Chaos to Legend
Phase 1: Launch the Dumpster Fire
- Token Drop: $HOST is live on Pump.fun, and we’re already stirring the pot. X posts roasting everything from meme ruggers to political clowns are lighting the fuse.
- Community Ignition: Memes, roasts, and shit-show callouts flood X and Telegram. We’re building a crew of degenerates who live for the punchline.
- Market Cap Target: $100K MC with $17K liquidity—enough to graduate from Pump.fun and make Raydium our stage.
- 40M Locked: The reward vault is set—40M $HOST ready to pay out the savagest roasters and stakers. No touchy until the community’s rock-solid.
Phase 2: Roast Wars Unleashed
- Weekly Roast Contests: “Roast This Shit Show”—we drop a target (a politician’s faceplant, a crypto scam, a sports flop), you burn it to the ground. Submit on shitshowroast.com or tag $HOST on X.
- Prizes:
- 1st Place: 50K $HOST
- 2nd Place: 30K $HOST
- 3rd Place: 20K $HOST
- Weekly Burn: 100K $HOST (~5.2M/year) keeps the fire roaring.
- Judging: Community picks the winners via X likes and site polls—or our crew crowns the most brutal. Leaderboard lives on shitshowroast.com—top roasters get eternal glory.
- Vibe: Think Comedy Central Roast meets crypto degeneracy. No topic’s off-limits, no mercy allowed.
Phase 3: Stake $HOST, Stack Rewards
- Staking Live: Bonded and community-vetted, staking launches on shitshowroast.com. Connect your Solana wallet, lock in your $HOST, and watch the gains roll.
- Base Rate: 5% APY (~1M $HOST/year from a 20M reward pool).
- Roast Boosts: Top memers and roasters get:
- 2x APY (10%) for 30 days after a win.
- Bonus 10K $HOST drop, auto-staked for max chaos.
- Sustainability: 40M reward vault stretches 6-7 years—contests and staking keep the circus alive without flooding the supply. If $HOST moons, we burn or lock extras to keep it spicy.
- Why Stake? Hold to earn, roast to win bigger—$HOST rewards the loyal and the ruthless.
Phase 4: Shit Show HQ
- Website Hub: shitshowroast.com is the command center—stake your $HOST, submit roasts, check the leaderboard, and flex the week’s best memes.
- Community Channels: Telegram for shit-talking, X for megaphone roasts—#ShitShowRoast trends or we riot.
- Long Game: 40M $HOST fuels years of contests and staking. This isn’t a pump-and-dump—it’s a roast dynasty. Future burns or lockups keep the supply tight if the market goes wild.
The Mission: Roast, Stake, Repeat
The Shit Show isn’t just a meme coin—it’s a middle finger to every overhyped politician, scammy dev, and overhyped choke artist. We’re here to: - Roast the Unroastable: From meme rug pulls to sports meltdowns, nothing’s safe.