Roasting the Chaos, Staking the Madness

1B $HOST Total Supply

  • Initial Launch
  • Team Stash
  • Reward Vault
  • Liquidity Goal
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Contract Address

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Our Roadmap

End of Q1 2025

Phase 1: Launch the Dumpster Fire

- Token Drop: $HOST is live on Pump.fun, and we’re already stirring the pot. X posts roasting everything from meme ruggers to political clowns are lighting the fuse.
- Community Ignition: Memes, roasts, and shit-show callouts flood X and Telegram. We’re building a crew of degenerates who live for the punchline.
- Market Cap Target: $100K MC with $17K liquidity—enough to graduate from Pump.fun and make Raydium our stage.
- 40M Locked: The reward vault is set—40M $HOST ready to pay out the savagest roasters and stakers. No touchy until the community’s rock-solid.

End of Q2 2025

Phase 2: Roast Wars Unleashed

- Weekly Roast Contests: “Roast This Shit Show”—we drop a target (a politician’s faceplant, a crypto scam, a sports flop), you burn it to the ground. Submit on shitshowroast.com or tag $HOST on X.
- Prizes:
- 1st Place: 50K $HOST
- 2nd Place: 30K $HOST
- 3rd Place: 20K $HOST
- Weekly Burn: 100K $HOST (~5.2M/year) keeps the fire roaring.
- Judging: Community picks the winners via X likes and site polls—or our crew crowns the most brutal. Leaderboard lives on shitshowroast.com—top roasters get eternal glory.
- Vibe: Think Comedy Central Roast meets crypto degeneracy. No topic’s off-limits, no mercy allowed.

End of Q3 2025

Phase 3: Stake $HOST, Stack Rewards

- Staking Live: Bonded and community-vetted, staking launches on shitshowroast.com. Connect your Solana wallet, lock in your $HOST, and watch the gains roll.
- Base Rate: 5% APY (~1M $HOST/year from a 20M reward pool).
- Roast Boosts: Top memers and roasters get:
- 2x APY (10%) for 30 days after a win.
- Bonus 10K $HOST drop, auto-staked for max chaos.
- Sustainability: 40M reward vault stretches 6-7 years—contests and staking keep the circus alive without flooding the supply. If $HOST moons, we burn or lock extras to keep it spicy.
- Why Stake? Hold to earn, roast to win bigger—$HOST rewards the loyal and the ruthless.

End of Q2 2025

Phase 4: Shit Show HQ

- Website Hub: shitshowroast.com is the command center—stake your $HOST, submit roasts, check the leaderboard, and flex the week’s best memes.
- Community Channels: Telegram for shit-talking, X for megaphone roasts—#ShitShowRoast trends or we riot.
- Long Game: 40M $HOST fuels years of contests and staking. This isn’t a pump-and-dump—it’s a roast dynasty. Future burns or lockups keep the supply tight if the market goes wild.

The Mission: Roast, Stake, Repeat

Ask Quick Question

$HOST is a meme coin built for the most savage roasters and memers. It’s a community-driven token where you can earn rewards for creating top-tier roasts and memes.

Once we hit Raydium, you can connect your Solana wallet on shitshowroast.com, stake your $HOST, and start earning rewards.

Submit your memes or roasts on Telegram or tag #ShitShowRoast on X (Twitter). The best ones win weekly prizes and staking perks.

Weekly contest winners get up to 50K $HOST, leaderboard recognition, and boosted staking APY. The more you roast, the more you earn.

No strict limit, but larger stakes yield greater rewards. The more $HOST you stake, the more you can earn over time.